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Character Info 4Ruby CashCharacter Info 4
Age: 19
Occupation: Mall Employee
Personality: Ruby is ignorant, if only because she was raised that way, and naive. She fails to see the severity of many situations, believing anything an older adult tells her is true.
Hair Color: Strawberry blond
Eye Color: a very light blue
Outfit: As much as I hate myself for saying it, she's one of those "apple bottom jeans" girls. Whatever happens to have been in style that week, she's wearing it.
Weapon(s): a handgun (old style revolver) and a shovel
Background: Ruby has been w
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Character Info 3Ace StanleyCharacter Info 3
Age: 30
Occupation: Army Recruit
Personality: Ace is full of himself, greedy and more then willing to sacrifice everyone else for his own selfish needs, desires or his well being.
Hair Color: Dark brown, premature graying in the sides
Eye Color: blue
Outfit: Army Casuals
Weapon(s): Combat Shotgun, sniper rifle, police baton.
Background: Ace was raised in a military home, sent to the military after graduating and has grown up there ever since. His views on life have always been skewed, he was raised to believe violence and war
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The Mind of the Man He glared at himself in the mirror, his green eyes shining back at him. The eyes that had gotten him out of a lot of trouble, the eyes that made women beg for his body, the eyes that had seen the world. He hated these eyes. His glance quickly moved to his fine black hair, slicked back, every hair in place. It made his blood boil, everything about him. It's not that he was unattractive. In fact, he was gorgeous, and he knew it. It was the person behind those eyes, the man who weaseled his way out of all his problems, the man who used women to make himself feel better about his shitty attitude, the man who got himThe Mind of the Man
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- Current Residence: Saco, Maine
- Interests: Drawing, Writing, Music
- Favourite movie: Sweeney Todd,
- Favourite band or musician: Dir en grey, Hypnogaja, Green Day
- Favourite genre of music: Rock, Alternative, Jrock, some metal
- Favourite artist: Salvidor Dali
- Favourite poet or writer: James Patterson, Edgar Allen Poe, and many others
- Favourite style of art: Surrealism is awesome.
- Operating System: Toshiba and wacom tablet
- MP3 player of choice: sandisk fuze
- Shell of choice: A mario shell >3
- Skin of choice: wouldn't you like to know?
- Favourite game: Legend of Zelda, Tales of Symphonia, Left 4 Dead
- Favourite gaming platform: Wii and some games on X box
- Personal Quote: <insert something witty here>
- Tools of the Trade: Pencils, tablet, photoshop
- Email: artfreak_kem@yahoo.com
- MSN: KEM06@live.com
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Heaven=Hot chicks servin' hot wings
WE SHOULD CHAT IT UP.
PREFERABLY WITH YOUR SISTER AND JTE AND THE USUAL.
8D
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"But you're caught in your own glory.
You are believing your own stories.
Writing your own headlines.
Ignoring your own deadlines.
But now you've gotta write them all again."
-CAKE : Open Book
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Meow~
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The internet is my only friend. ;-;
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"But you're caught in your own glory.
You are believing your own stories.
Writing your own headlines.
Ignoring your own deadlines.
But now you've gotta write them all again."
-CAKE : Open Book
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Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney
<3
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<3 I'm an adorable little QQ banana! QQ!
Just imagine...a larger version of the Komodo Dragon...same aggression, same killing tactic (a mouth full of deadly bacteria that causes severe blood poisoning when violently introduced to a victim's bloodstream)...a monster lizard like that, that terrorized the Aborigines when they first came to Australia...
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"Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return" - "Loveless", Act III, Final Fantasy 7
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A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
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"Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return" - "Loveless", Act III, Final Fantasy 7
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"Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return" - "Loveless", Act III, Final Fantasy 7
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"Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return" - "Loveless", Act III, Final Fantasy 7
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Make time, save time, while time lasts,
All time is no time when time is past.
~NitemareHall ~OCMadness ~Cruento-Expleo ~t-s-c ~LexZexClub *Elysian-Academy
(**Why is it that every time I leave DA for a couple days, drama happens? DX**)
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Speaking of which, how are the kidneys? I heard they were giving you grief.
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You don't have to agree with me, but please tolerate me.
History has shown us that, no matter how bad things seem, things are always put to right in the end.
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GoChi Goji Juice!
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"Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears." - Richard Wilkins
Even if you like it please tell me what you don't like. Even if it's minuscule.
Thanks in advance
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Check out my gallery, let me know what you think: [link] You might like it.
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"But you're caught in your own glory.
You are believing your own stories.
Writing your own headlines.
Ignoring your own deadlines.
But now you've gotta write them all again."
-CAKE : Open Book
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Draken: Now, to finally take over the world! (evil laugh)
Shego: (sarcastic) Sure, then Kimmy will defeat you again.
Kim: She's right Draken.
Ron: Your plans don't do well.
Rufus: Nope.
Draken: (growls) Kim Possible, you think your all that?! But your not
amazing that your GP can do that... no need to see specialists any more
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"Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return" - "Loveless", Act III, Final Fantasy 7
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my quote: To me a sketch book is like a diary I can express and tell all my secrets to and no one will ever guess the slightest. If my sketch book is seen by someone its like everything I expressed has been violated.
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